my mom thinks i'm funny

WARNING: UGLY BABY ALERT teach me something, and i will love you forever.

Giving up tumblr for Lent; see y’all April 20th

airnutted:

one hand clicking on my mouse the other clicking on my clit

(Source: konvictmuzik, via mens-rights-activia)

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

(via davekat)

unimpressed2chainz:

"thanks white person you have some really insightful opinions on racism" (turns around and mouths no to the camera) 

(via davekat)

soselfimportant:

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy

(via mens-rights-activia)

theofficialcitycouncil:

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

Did you people really think that we would not notice you filling the beach with wheat and wheat byproducts

(via mens-rights-activia)

youngstero:

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

(via locksandglasses)

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

alpacalypse:

I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH

guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH

Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.

(via mens-rights-activia)

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott, via mens-rights-activia)

thestereotypicalgirl:

iloveferalchildren:

When I was a kid, this white girl with green eyes said my eyes were ugly ‘cause they were the color of shit. I told her that her eyes were ugly cause they were the color of sick people’s boogers. She was so shocked that I wasn’t jealous of her eyes that she started to cry and told on me that I was making fun of her.

And there you have reverse racism in a nutshell

(via mens-rights-activia)

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

(via your-clash-at-demonhead)

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(Source: aikuromikisugi, via precedentsforpresidents)

pinoy-culture:

Introducing the Faces of the Philippines Series.
So one of the blogs new series is the Faces of the Philippines Series.
Reason why I decided on starting this series is to showcase the rich diversity of our country and people.
We as Pilipin@s are not a homogeneous group of people. Before the Spaniards arrived we had our own communities. Even today we have our own ethnic identities and languages. Hailing from a country of 7,107 islands, majority which aren’t even inhabited, we have large number of ethnic groups, languages, and cultures. Some of us hail from the highlands of the Cordillera. Others from the plains of Mindoro. We are Kapampangan, Ivatan, Isneg, Cebuano, Ilocano, Mangyan. Sambal, Tausug, Maranao, Ilonggo, Waray Waray. Akeanon, Ilongot, Mandaya, Tagalog, Yakan, Aeta, Bisaya, Tagbanwa, Bikolano, Bagobo, B’laan, Pangasinan, T’boli, etc.
Many people believe that we as Pilipin@s are all one group of people, when in fact we are far from it. What I hope to do with this series is not only show people how diverse we are but also give a sense of ethnic pride to ones individual ethnic identity within the Pilipin@ diaspora. Because we aren’t just Pilipin@ and shouldn’t just push for a single identity, thus erasing our individual ethnic identities, because we are also one of the many ethnic groups which I listed above and which isn’t nearly a complete list of how many there really are.

pinoy-culture:

Introducing the Faces of the Philippines Series.

So one of the blogs new series is the Faces of the Philippines Series.

Reason why I decided on starting this series is to showcase the rich diversity of our country and people.

We as Pilipin@s are not a homogeneous group of people. Before the Spaniards arrived we had our own communities. Even today we have our own ethnic identities and languages. Hailing from a country of 7,107 islands, majority which aren’t even inhabited, we have large number of ethnic groups, languages, and cultures. Some of us hail from the highlands of the Cordillera. Others from the plains of Mindoro. We are Kapampangan, Ivatan, Isneg, Cebuano, Ilocano, Mangyan. Sambal, Tausug, Maranao, Ilonggo, Waray Waray. Akeanon, Ilongot, Mandaya, Tagalog, Yakan, Aeta, Bisaya, Tagbanwa, Bikolano, Bagobo, B’laan, Pangasinan, T’boli, etc.

Many people believe that we as Pilipin@s are all one group of people, when in fact we are far from it. What I hope to do with this series is not only show people how diverse we are but also give a sense of ethnic pride to ones individual ethnic identity within the Pilipin@ diaspora. Because we aren’t just Pilipin@ and shouldn’t just push for a single identity, thus erasing our individual ethnic identities, because we are also one of the many ethnic groups which I listed above and which isn’t nearly a complete list of how many there really are.

(via spaceadmiraldee)